Tag Archives: Board of Stupid-visors

“Trail of Broken Promises”: County, Supervisors completely ignore US Department of Justice ADA settlement

Do you know what the U.S. Department of Justice hates probably more than anything else? When they give someone a very specific and direct command to fix a serious problem – only to be completely ignored. According to this Humboldt … Continue reading

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County Supervisors seek to create a new Finance Dictator at great cost to the public

The Board of Supervisors did one heck of a job at their regularly scheduled meeting this afternoon – one heck of a job being complete f***-tards, that is. (Yes, that is a word.) The topic of THC’s ire? A completely … Continue reading

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McKinleyville woman reveals that Humboldt’s homeless strategy lacks a plan

As you may recall, the City of Eureka and the County of  Humboldt held a joint meeting in late January to discuss their plans to finally deal with Humboldt’s houseless epidemic. It came as absolutely no surprise to anyone that … Continue reading

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Supervisor Lovelace believes our County pays bills with “Sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns”; Dumb Quote of the Week

Quick! Who believes in whimsical mythical creatures and that the Humboldt County financial forecast for the next 5 years is looking rosy? If your answer is the vertically challenged Humboldt County Supervisor Mark Lovelace, than you nailed it! Although, we … Continue reading

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Bass wins Dumb Quote of the Week: “It was a productive year”

Humboldt’s very own 4th District County Supervisor, Virginia Bass, is certainly not one to disappoint the fans of her comic ignorance of all things Humboldt and governance-related. Unfortunately, to the disappointment of those who thought electing her to the Board … Continue reading

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Uri Driscoll campaign launch: Watch him channel the spirit of Ross Perot!

Way back in August, Humboldt was blessed with the news that our upcoming 3rd District County Supervisor race gained a real dark-horse candidate in the form of good ol’ Uri Driscoll. Let it be known here and now that THC … Continue reading

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Crandall gets honored for damage done to County; Bass kisses ass

You all remember good ol’ Phil Crandall, right? He hasn’t quite bugged out of his position as Health and Human Services Director for the County, but he’s oh-so-close. THC has been wondering whether he’d bow out quietly, or if the … Continue reading

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!Update! Are you surprised that (nearly) DHHS Director Kristin Brinks bailed?

You asked for the full list of buildings leased by the DHHS, and THC could not help but comply! Here is what we obtained from the County in our Public Records request: We’d like to make special mention of the … Continue reading

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Phillip Smith-Hanes and Co. hit the Yellow Brick Road

We hate to brag and say that we told you so…but as confirmed by the Honorable John Chiv, Humboldt County CAO Phillip Smith-Hanes is headed for the Midwest. (Just kidding- we absolutely love saying that we told you so!) And … Continue reading

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Supervisors: “Fire, Brimstone, Flood” means State of Emergency necessary

Do you feel like you are in imminent or extreme peril, Humboldt? Like a tragic death due to natural calamity is right around the corner. Yeah, we don’t feel like that either. Which is why THC finds it so curious … Continue reading

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