Well folks, the results are in, and it’s official: we are Anonymous Blowhards.
Of course, since we are practically infallible, we have no other option but to accept this as a huge compliment from the public, and we assure you that we shall wear the mantle even more proudly and loudly than before.
Although, in our heart of hearts, we do wish more of you had hopped on the crazy old drunk truth-telling uncle bandwagon. That’s how we picture ourselves in our dreams, at the very least.
We sincerely wanted to accompany this joyously jubilant announcement with some pictoral entertainment for you, but we received yet another lesson on the depraved depths of the internet when we Googled “anonymous blowhard” images. We’d advise against you searching for it…until you can be sure that mom isn’t looking over your shoulder.
Thanks again for playing in this edition of THC Poll – we’ll be back soon with another edition for you.