True to our word, THC has returned with one of our ever-popular Humboldt County polls. The question this time around: Who is Humboldt’s Mr. Beefcake 2016?
Also true to our word, we’ve elected to focus on the less-fair, but equally-lovely-in-their-own-ways, sex.
Ladies and gentleman and anyone in-between or otherwise, here are the nominees vying for the Mr. Beefcake Crown! As an added bonus, we’ve provided two separate looks for each of the contestants. Place your vote near the end of the post!
A man that needs no introduction, try to focus less on his politics and more on that winning smile!
Been a little quiet in recent times – doesn’t mean he’s not still a heart throb!
We almost limited Rex to one picture because no amount of post-production touch-ups can make him look better. But we tried!
The elder statesman of the group, Jager shows us it’s easy to look beefy at 90.
Last, and quite possibly least, Mr. Matthew Owen.
And here’s your voting form:
Kudos to commenter Peek-a-Boo, who was an ardent fan of THC’s “Miss Enviro 2016” poll, for ensuring we devoted some internet exposure to the dreamy dudes out there as well.
THC quotes from Peek-a-Boo’s comments: “…progressive gals do in fact buy beefcake calendars and muse the pics of hot guys in surfer mags as well.” And, “We gals want some beefcake or we’re going elsewhere! Couldn’t care less what their political orientation is I just want to see some well fitting jeans.” We certainly wouldn’t want you going elsewhere, so we’ve made THC a bastion of beefcake behind the Curtain.
Peek-a-boo, and Humboldt, this one’s for you: cue the beefcake ogling madness! Peek, we even left out the jeans! (You’re welcome/we’re so, so sorry.) Just don’t forget to vote.